In my area of the grand ole US of A, we have reached temperatures of a whopping sixty degrees. Shorts have crawled from the depths of drawers and flip flops have made there way from the the borders of Narnia in the backs of closets. Someone, anyone, needs to look them in the eye and say "IT IS NOT YOUR TIME YET. GO BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM." I understand that spring has arrived, but that does not give anyone the right to frolic around school in booty shorts and a bandeau. Nobody wants to see that. Put it away. This is still the season for skinny jeans and close toed shoes. Wedged sandals? NOPE. Tank tops? NOPE. Adidas sandals and socks? THAT IS NEVER OKAY. So put them back in closet. They can wait another month when the high eighties roll around. Patience, grasshoplings.